Whatcha Tappin’ At?

Meat Shield

Hey Tappers! Question: What's the two worst things in the world? Answer: Having a job and not having a job! And that, fellow Tappers, is why we stay tappin'. This week we discuss so many taps. We're tapping our way through the season premiere of Survivor 49! We tap about the comedy festival in Riyadh and discuss the sellouts who are apparently willing to perform for blood money. Then we get into the games that keep us glued to our phones: Dead Cells + (which, coincidentally, is also what they were considering calling the comedy festival in Riyadh!), Prune (no, not old people's favorite snack), tint. (do NOT let its meditative marketing fool you! This is a challenging study of color theory!!), and finally: Bus Out! (Yes, the same thing Skyler does every Saturday night)... Stay tappin' y'all!
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Dead Cells +
Prune
tint.
Bus Out

We just need to stop giving cocaine to animals

Hey Tappers! This week Casey's algorithm said, "Oh, you like disasters? Well then, you're going to love this!" ...and then delivered three insane movies about 9/11. She breaks them down from least crazy to most crazy, starting with something like "huh?" and ending on "this shit is coo coo bananas." #NeverForget. Skyler, meanwhile, suggests some musical bangers that dropped recently including Lizzo's "My Face Still Hurts from Smiling," JADE's "THAT'S SHOWBIZ, BABY!", and Cardi B's viral cross examination...oh, and also her much anticipated second album. Plus Paramore's (And Haley William's) discography! 
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Vavoom Peepee Nunchuck

Hey Tappers! This week we toss out the garbage and keep it pushin' queen. Casey taps into her inner slumlord and makes a bedraggled b*tch pretty again! Meanwhile, Skyler continues his Aussie Survivor binge and offers up a few IMDb gems. 
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Happy Screw Trip 3D

The lady who drank the elephant dung

Outwit, outplay, out...tap? This week Casey and Skyler dive deep into the world of Australian Survivor. Strap in tappers, because we're goin' down undah! If you don't know, Aussie Survivor is superior Survivor, and we're going to tell you alllll about it. We also gamify your productivity with the Finch app (Tamagotchi style) and fulfill your arcade nostalgia with Boom Mania!
Stay tappin!
Apps n' taps:
Finch
Boom Mania!  

Dr. Brandi Glanville invented science

Hey Tappers! Weeeee'rrrrreeee baaaaaack! And in today's episode we ask some hard-hitting questions. Questions like: What size litter box do you need for a tiger? Was Lisa Vanderpump really the mastermind behind the Lucy Lucy Applejuice scandal? And how do you reconcile the use of AI when it's depleting our drinkable water?? All equally as important as the next. We do some quick updates on our girl Dragonvale, and Skyler's new boo Empires & Puzzles, plus the Madonna discography and Fatal Attraction!
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Until next time... keep tappin'!
P.S.
Sincerest apologies to Lucy Lucy Applejuice who we insist on calling Lucy Goosey Applejuice throughout this entire episode. We see you Lulu, and we're sorry.

Thoughts & prayers ...and taps

Hey Tappers! If you came here looking for a new episode... we're sorry, okay?? There's been a horrible accident that did affect Casey's ability to tap, but all you have to do is send us money in the form of infinity easy payments of $900 whenever you have it and Casey! Will! Tap! Agaaaiiin!
And look, if you don't have $900 you can just go ahead and send us whatever you do have and we'll decide when we get it if it's worth keeping or not. Edible arrangements, cute little turtles, beautiful woven baskets? Sure. We'll take them! 
But seriously, sit tight, we'll be back next week! And do please write to us at WhatchaTappinAt@gmail.com or send us a DM @WhatchaTappinAt on Instagram! Stay tappin! 

Gay Gay Gay Texas Puffers

Hey Tappers! This week Casey and Skyler continue to lament about how doing stuff is hard. Like, so hard! That's why we end up watching hours and hours of natural disaster videos on our various devices. It is HARROWING (...and we cannot stop). We also revisit horse girl now that the video (you know the one) has been unearthed! And now we've made it our mission to welcome her as our very first Whatcha Tappin' At guest, so stay tuned! Casey keeps calm and mows lawns with It's Literally Just Mowing, while Skyler gets absolutely overwhelmed by Empires & Puzzles... Speaking of, shoutout to the Gay Gay Gay Texas Puff alliance! The big boys of Texas gave him a leg up and very nearly turned it into a gay hookup app--it's what the gays do best!
Taps in this ep:
It's Literally Just Mowing
Empires & Puzzles

PHD in tappin'

Hey Tappers! This week Casey breaks down the latest in tapping drama: The Tea app data breach. Can we all agree that this timeline we're living in just keeps on getting worse?? To lighten the mood Skyler discusses his latest endeavor: listening to all of Madonna's discography! They talk Survivor's 50th Cast Reveal, more Codenames now that Casey has joined the fun, and the best action of them all: spitting in someone's face!
...And just a note to all the straight people: STOP using queer lingo if you do not support the community! This goes for all of you, but especially the men who are actively against the queer community. Tea this, periodt that, okurrrr?! STOP IT NOW.
Taps in this ep:
Balatro
Codenames
smitten kitchen – Fearless cooking from a tiny NYC kitchen.

Raid, kill, or get out

Hey Tappers! This week Skyler and Casey daydream about laying around on the couch and watching TV for an entire calendar year, simply because it is just so hard to do absolutely anything. Speaking of things being hard, Casey dives deeper into Fallout Shelter because she couldn't be bothered to download a new game. Skyler, on the other hand, does entirely too much by painting a horrific vision of our future under this evil administration. He recounts the harrowing tale of Tanner Charles' survivor story after being hit by a tornado. He also gets into the EPA's plan to revoke legal basis for tackling climate change... so get ready for more frequent and violent storms everybody! This. All this is why Casey and Skyler want nothing more than to disappear into a couch for one full year and watch all of the TV. All the Mubi, all the Tubi. Skyler recommends "In the Eye of the Storm" because that's where we're headed folks! 
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In the Eye of the Storm
Fallout Shelter

stop being f*cking gross everybody

This week Casey and Skyler have had it with garbage people and this evil, hateful administration of villains! We just have to vent, so hopefully you find it as cathartic as us. We also discuss the impending tsunami which we got notifications for moments before we started recording! Listen up for a new way to Marie Kondo and to get in on our class action lawsuit involving the teenage mutant ninja turtles... we think we've got a pretty cut-and-dry case here. Easy money. And as always, stay tappin'!
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Taps n' apps in this ep:
Sneaky Sasquatch
Capybara Go! 
Letterboxd (add SkylerVittore)